Florence Welch Minus The Machine | 2011
WHY AM I LAUGHING SO HARD WHY IS MY SENSE OF HUMOR THIS TERRIBLE
Boil eggs, crack the shell, then reboil in colored water.
DRAGON EGGS!!! btw found this on Facebook
People are still reblogging this? Omg.
Spongebob is probably the weirdest show that has ever existed.
when your friend is upset and you’re like
“College kids literally don’t care about walking in the way of cars at school because we’re like “hit me i don’t care pay my tuition.”(via cdeathhh)
this girl ripped her galaxy leggings today and i couldnt stop laughing because there was a rip in the fabric of space
is there anything on earth more anxiety inducing than being given unclear instructions and then put under time pressure
my dad was taking me driving and after i parked i got out and checked then shouted “IM STRAIGHT-well at least my parking job is” and my dad slams his hand onto the dashboard and goes “YOU COULDNT HAVE WAITED UNTIL COLLEGE TO MAKE THAT JOKE NOW I OWE YOUR MOM TEN BUCKS I DIDNT THINK YOU WOULD ADMIT IT YET” so thats the story of how my parents have been betting on when id come out
it’s kind of ridiculous that we have to work our asses off for 13 years in school just to work our asses off for another 2-8+ years in college just to work our asses off in a job that we probably don’t even like, when we were born on this earth without a choice and i for one certainly didn’t sign up for that
this is seriously all i fucking think about
TIS THE SEASON
matt smith for sunday times, photographed by rich hardcastle
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