20 year old book addict who hides out in Scotland. Im not sure what i'm doing with my life, my main goals are to keep myself alive and to have as much fun as I can squeeze in.

I live my life based on a text post I read on here - "If your future self hasn't come back in time to tell you not to do it, it can't be that bad a decision"

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tetris-cat:

My favorite internet phenomenon is when someone comments on a YouTube video with a really benign comment like “I love this song!” and then there are a bunch of hidden responses to that comment and then the last one isn’t hidden and it’s something like “you ignorant tool, I can’t…

Jul 22nd at 11AM / via: awkwardvagina / op: tetris-cat / reblog / 22,998 notes

roughrimjob:

I burned like 3/4 of my forearm on the oven while I was making chicken and my mom was like “honey put some butter on it it draws the heat out” so she was rubbing a stick of butter on my arm and my stepdad was like “what’s for dinner” as he walked in and saw her slathering my arm in butter and he just slowly backed away

(Source: organmeat)

Jul 22nd at 1AM / via: perksofbeingmental / op: organmeat / reblog / 223,617 notes

knightscrest:

man, it just would never work. she’s the most popular girl in school and i’m….i’m…..i’m just doug dimmadome, owner of the dimmsdale dimmadome

Jul 22nd at 1AM / via: wild-nirvana / op: knightscrest / reblog / 11,939 notes

(Source: mindykalings)

Jul 22nd at 1AM / via: youcandanceifyoulike / op: mindykalings / reblog / 30,397 notes

(Source: orangeskins)

Jul 22nd at 1AM / via: paranoidalittle / op: orangeskins / reblog / 160,666 notes
pinkcookiedimples:

How To Deal With Thirsty Mofos 101

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pinkcookiedimples:

How To Deal With Thirsty Mofos 101

Jul 22nd at 1AM / via: paranoidalittle / op: pinkcookiedimples / reblog / 79,742 notes

dogapult:

how come when someone decides to eat only fruits and vegetables people commend them for their “willpower” and “diligence” but when i decide to eat a diet composed entirely of mozzarella sticks and vodka suddenly i’m “out of control” and “putting myself in danger”

Jul 22nd at 1AM / via: perksofbeingmental / op: dogapult / reblog / 227,922 notes

courtnog:

okay so if harry potter was born in 1980, and went to hogwarts in like 91, that means he was in his sixth year in 1996
do you think he knew about the spice girls? i mean.. i know he had shit going on with horcruxes that year but wannabe isn’t something that happens without you taking note of it

Jul 22nd at 1AM / via: perksofbeingmental / op: courtnog / reblog / 65,902 notes

(Source: poppamoms)

Jul 22nd at 1AM / via: liamdryden / op: poppamoms / reblog / 46,695 notes

wandererstryding:

if you think having thick hair is a blessing youre wrong

(Source: canujustnot)

Jul 22nd at 1AM / via: paranoidalittle / op: canujustnot / reblog / 5,842 notes

sosuperawesome:

Mini paintings on cedar by Cathy McMurray on Etsy

broadway-aradia:

i really want to carry a torch in a cave just like one time

(Source: seven-lilies)

Jul 21st at 5PM / via: daydreamingintechnicolour / op: seven-lilies / reblog / 390,987 notes

zgmfd:

Scooby Doo background scenes

Jul 21st at 12PM / via: liamdryden / op: zgmfd / reblog / 3,225 notes
expelliares:

i love it when i see vintage harry potter posts

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expelliares:

i love it when i see vintage harry potter posts

Jul 21st at 12PM / via: nineplusnine / op: originalspells / reblog / 21,301 notes