20 year old book addict who hides out in Scotland. Im not sure what i'm doing with my life, my main goals are to keep myself alive and to have as much fun as I can squeeze in.

I live my life based on a text post I read on here - "If your future self hasn't come back in time to tell you not to do it, it can't be that bad a decision"

harlequinunmasked:

pie-homestuck-and-llamas:

thecandycoatedcondesce:

borl2008:

Yup

Once, I woke up at a sleepover, and my friend looked at me and whispered in horror. “You talk in your sleep.”

So I blinked and stared at her, eyebrow raised, and asked, “Oh, really? What do I say?”

She replied, “You said ‘NO. DO NOT TOUCH THE BOMB. THERE ARE GAY PEOPLE HERE.’” 

omg

So once when I was a kid, I was sleeping with my parents, and apparently sat straight up in bed, looked around and whispered. “Ice, Ice, Baby.” Laid back down, and went back to sleep.

And right after I moved in with my husband, he was sleeping and I was reading, he grumbled, batted at my leg, and proceeded to tell me “I couldn’t be in Napoleon’s army because I didn’t look good in the pants.” I still tease him to this day.

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marxvx:

when you like someone so much you actually listen to the music they send you

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evabadon:

"when women wear makeup they’re basically lying to us" well i don’t see why i’m being blamed for a man stupid enough to really think i have red and gold eyelids

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coral-greef:

Adorable Sugar Glider Trevor eats orange and falls asleep

EATS FALLS ASLEEP

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brakechecks:

" you’re gonna have that tattoo for the rest of your life"

Wow really?

I didn’t..

are you serious?
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camsfarts:

kirstinthereckless:

angelica-aswald:

nadinenixon:

angelica-aswald

I didn’t see that coming. 

was not expecting that…..

YAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSSS

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memebuscemi:

trekkie1332:

memebuscemi:

the spice girls > the beatles

what the actual fuck

what?? scared to hear the truth??

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stunningpicture:

Made this for my boyfriend

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stunningpicture:

Made this for my boyfriend

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goblin-sorcerer:

Jesus Camp is a very fun documentary to watch with friends but if you watch it alone you just get scared and angry.

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goblin-sorcerer:

Jesus Camp is a very fun documentary to watch with friends but if you watch it alone you just get scared and angry.

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gurl:

way-harsh-tai:

Everything Beyonce does is careful and thought out. Her entire image is perfection crafted from planning ahead. She does not ‘wing it’ or throw things into her performances and public appearances ‘just because’.

What she did at this award show was amazing, especially because of how intentional and thought out it clearly was.

Feminism is a scary word for a lot of people. Many women are afraid of calling themselves feminist because they think it implies anger, hatred of men, or a rejection of traditional femininity. 

Beyonce presented everyone watching with two distinct images of what many viewers viewed as two very different women. There is the strong, independent FEMINIST. She is the woman who likes being in control and being in the spotlight. Then there is the WIFE and MOTHER. She is soft, sweet, smiling at the husband and child you can tell she loves and values so much.

For every girl watching who was afraid to be a feminist, afraid to be powerful, because of what she thought she would lose, this is an incredible message. You can be all the things you want to be. You can be both. Feminists can have amazing happy, full lives full of both traditional and modern womanhood. 

Feminism means gender should not be a source of persecution or a restriction of your choices. Feminism mean the type of person you should be is based on what you value, not what outside forces pressure you to value because of your gender or biological sex. Shout at the top of your lungs that you are a feminist and proud. Then go and be the exact person that you want to be. 

YES. Beyonce Gave Us SO MUCH LIFE With Her MTV VMA Medley.

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 Samira Wiley attends the 66th Annual Primetime Emmy Awards.

Samira Wiley attends the 66th Annual Primetime Emmy Awards.

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dani-phandomz:

overdramatictoast:

onac911:

Requested Hulk as Harry Potter

i will never NOT reblog this omg

THE SORTING HAT

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